And now the End is near by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
And now the End is near
I'm not going to post on Deviantart anymore. I think this is it. I've shifted my focus to Tumblr. Please follow me below: Meme Blog chargeaznable.tumblr. Writer Blog: the-big-leblooski.tumblr.com Deviantart was my home for over ten years. Thanks for the memories. I may still fave art but I will not post anything new. Smooch! (blows a kiss goodbye)
And now the End is near by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
And now the End is near
I'm not going to post on Deviantart anymore. I think this is it. I've shifted my focus to Tumblr. Please follow me below: Meme Blog chargeaznable.tumblr. Writer Blog: the-big-leblooski.tumblr.com Deviantart was my home for over ten years. Thanks for the memories. I may still fave art but I will not post anything new. Smooch! (blows a kiss goodbye)
Pride Song (Cat Stevens Homage) by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
Pride Song (Cat Stevens Homage)
If you want to come out, come out If you want to be free, be free ‘Cause there’s a million things to be. You know that there are. If you want to be Bi, be Bi If you want to be Aro, be Aro ‘Cause there’s a million ways to go. You know that there are. You can do what you want The opportunity's on And if you can find a new way You can do it today You can make it all true And you can make it undo you see ah ah ah its easy ah ah ah You only need to know Well if you want to say yes, say yes And if you want to say no, say no 'Cause there's a million ways to go You know that there are If you want to be a Gay, be Gay If you want to be straight, be straight There ain’t no reason to hate You know that there ain’t. You can do what you want The opportunity's on And if you can find a new way You can do it today You can make it all true And you can make it undo you see ah ah ah its easy ah ah ah You only need to know If you want to come out, come out If you want to be free
The life of a gentleman pirate by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
The life of a gentleman pirate
The life of a gentleman pirate is far from dull or quiet But if you enjoy peril, among gunpowder barrels Then go ahead and try it. If swords and guns and life on the run Corresponds with your daily diet I’d recommend that you should spend Your life as a gentleman pirate If danger and blood is your idea of fun Then go sail towards the sun And become a gentleman pirate I’m glad that I left home faraway To pillage and plunder all day Hooray for me, hooray Hooray for the gentleman pirate
Blood Good Horror (Anthology) by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
Blood Good Horror (Anthology)
My short story Grandma is included in this Horror Anthology available for purchase. Check the link. http://www.hellboundbookspublishing.com/authorcopyorder.html
Definition of College and Work by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
Definition of College and Work
Definition of College Paying someone money so they can can make short sighted judgments of you by grading your performance and skill at menial tasks that have no merit. Definition of Work [Getting paid by people] so they can make short sighted judgments of you by grading your performance and skill at menial tasks that have no merit.
Deadly Inspiration by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
Deadly Inspiration
Everyone steals. Everyone cheats. Everyone kills. I mean everyone. The truth is the “bad guys’ win and the “good guys” lose. We cannot become powerful if we are afraid to do what we want. I have left people broken. I have ruined lives and I have shattered dreams. I do this for the noblest cause. To make the greatest artist who ever lived. I am what they call a Muse. I have the power to make people realize their full potential. At a price. But I am getting ahead of myself. Let’s start at the beginning. I grew up on the streets of the Haddock Place fish market (Oceanport). I remember walking with two people and being set down on a curb. I waited for them to come back but they never did. I was six years old. Alone and hungry with a toy xylophone and the clothes on my back. My first project; or rather my first victim, was a vagrant. He never moved from that spot and his eyes were glossed over, always looking up. It was clear to me that this man didn’t know what
The Wounded Wyvern by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
The Wounded Wyvern
Here lies the wounded Wyvern Here she lies where she was slain We shot her out of the sky We shot her and did not ask why For our king wanted a prize Now, she feels no pain
Short List of Spongebob Pranks by JeffreyRebowlski, literature
Literature
Short List of Spongebob Pranks
1. Give your roommate a plate of seashells and tell them that you are moving and are going to be peasants.
2. Poor yourself a hundred drinks.
3. Call a friend and tell them that an art dealer wants to see their work and when they arrive tell your friend that they just missed them then go real close whisper in their ear April Fools .
4. Put a whoopie cushion in your bosses chair.
5. Give a friend a spoon when they ask for a fork.
6. Ask a friend if they want a drink with a couple of ice cubes and bring them a glass with only one instead of two giggle quietly in between sips than tell them you only put one ice cube in their drink then laug